Oh dear

[azekeil]

It would seem my conversation skills are so terrible kissycat1000 would rather take her clothes off to distract me than let me finish my sentence! What a terrible compliment!

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[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

We would appear to have a similar situation here.

Picture swap in the morning? ;-)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

And you're distressed by this?!

Could have been worse... could have had a CD rack fall on your head, that would be really nasty... ;)

/me makes mental note of what happens with kissycat1000+boyfriend+bad conversation... *grin*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Guh... ugh... *dribbles*

[gerald_duck]

Fascinating technique you have with the ladies, there.

If you ever need her naked again, may I recommend the following sentence, spoken by Stanley Baldwin in 1924. It's a perfectly good sentence - a very fine sentence, even - but it's also phenomenally long:

"It may well be that those traits on which we pride ourselves, which we hope to show and try to show in our own lives, may survive - survive among our people so long as they are a people - and I hope and believe this, that just as today more than fifteen centuries since the last of those great Roman legionaries left England, we still speak of the Roman strength, and the Roman work, and the Roman character, so perhaps in the ten thousandth century, long after the Empires of this world as we know them have fallen and others have risen and fallen, and risen and fallen again, the men who are then on this earth may yet speak of those characteristics which we prize as the characteristics of the English, and that long after, maybe, the name of the country has passed away, wherever men are honourable and upright and persevering, lovers of home, of their brethren, of justice and of humanity, the men in the world of that day may say, 'We still have among us the gifts of that great English race.'"

With a sentence like that up your sleeve, she could still be in her overcoat when you began.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Photos have just been taken, SIR! :D

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

You say this like I spent the last 6 days with you fully dressed.. :P

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

Very good, Number One - we're matching you shot for shot over here. :-)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

mmmmm *dribble* love you!!
Am already looking forward to next week ;)

T'was just a note for future reference... you know, should you ever be in the mood for talking and I'm in the mood for something.... 'else' (or something like that *grin*)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

ooooh!
I wanna see too :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Mop and bucket at the ready, SIR! :D

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

There you go... *grin*

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

*grin* look even better in person though ;)

So do I get the full size image (being as this is tiny...)? and the rest? he did say photos ;)

e-mail!!

[oscuridad.livejournal.com]

dood. don't complain. *ponders ways to get cute female friends to strip and send pics over IM*

Gah. You have all the luck =P

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

And there was much ~thud~ over many of the things contained in this post + comments.
Love you all.

E.
x

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I know we both seem to suffer from similar problems

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

That's just not fair.

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

With a sentence that long, though, you run the risk of her falling asleep before you've finished.

A risk I rarely run.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Is it me, or have certain journals all gone a bit "Readers Wives"?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Heh, you should look through some of the past entries ;)