Rock and roll, with emphasis on the rock...

[azekeil]

I misread one of J's books just now.. as "solid red riding hood" - solid red? Tall or short I could have handled.. but solid??! wtf?

Oh yeah, and beware of surprise constipation. Nasty one that.

UPDATE: And now, beware of haemorrhaging cotton buds (courtesy of kissycat1000)

Comments

[doris.livejournal.com]

That'll be cos she's so rock 'ard!

[gerald_duck]

Surprise constipation isn't that much of a problem: you just need some surprise laxative.

[sneaks something into Azekeil's cocoa while he's not looking]

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

You'd better have your surprise underpants on then.. ;)

[gerald_duck]

I'm sorry - I keep my surprise underpants for special occasions.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Not surprise occasion..?

[gerald_duck]

The way things are going for me these days, I would indeed be surprised if I had a "special occasion". )-8

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

I am filled with fear...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I was just filled.. :D

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

You just keep on don't you? Have to rub it in in your celebrating woohooness.

I bet this is how the Aussies are feeling...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the English team in this case deserved a win for once.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

;)

Okay, that made me smile.

There is now a plethora of possibilities involving going down / johnnies / funny shaped balls.

The single life can be such a drag, and brings out the harlot in me...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

*grin* I'm glad it made you smile :)

Don't forget a damn good scrum (ooer). Poly brings out the.. um.. yeah. In me too. :)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehe

(you know, why I type that, Iam actually doingmy beevisandbutthead thing?!)

Yes. I have finnally found what it was I wanted my whole life.
Everything.

:P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Everything can be a lot of trouble.. but so much fun! ;)

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Trouble I can handle ;)