We interrupt this programme to bring you this unscheduled announcement:

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Beer tends to make one emotional. Couple that with the unfortunate incident at work this weekend, and bring together feelings about Christmas, children, presents and father[?]hood, and try to equate them all in some impossible way and you're going to not feel so great about things and brings those around you down.

Apologies; normal service will be resumed as soon as humanly possible.