Actually..

[azekeil]

1. Driven at 50mph.. in a field.. sideways.. towards a hedge.. with someone clinging for dear life to the roof.
2. Totalled my instructor's motorbike.. the day before I passed my full test first time.
3. Had a purity score that most people blush at.. before I lost my virginity.
4. Chatted nicely to a burglar as he broke in to our beach hut while I sent my sister away to fetch my father. I was age 10.
5. Ridden at 145mph.. with a passenger.
6. As a young boy, been the unhealthy 'focus of interest' of the male head teacher of the school I attended.
7. Broken a bed with a person.
8. Built a fitted bespoke cupboard from scratch! *grin*
9. Travelled from Manchester to Godalming via the London Underground whilst carrying a car-load of stuff after my car blew up.
10. Nearly had a foursome with my gorgeous ex-boss and her partner but didn't as my partner had to get home to her husband..
11. Helped convince a 16 year old to wear a skin-tight rubber dress and come out to a fetish club with us - I don't think she was ever quite the same since ;)

Comments

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Heh, at last count I've broken three beds :-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking the slats, I'm talking the side.. by throwing said person across the room at it ;)

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking slats. I made the legs fall off one :-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

We're talking beds, not donkeys? ;)

[gerald_duck]

Dammit — three of those sound like much too much fun. Jealous!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not talking about 4, 6 and 9!

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

5 - *grin* That was only my second ride ever! That was FUN :D

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Almost as much fun as racing that Boxter through Bristol? ;)

[cryx]

7 and 11 ;)

[growf.livejournal.com]

My version of 9 would read "Threw someone who needed to get to Godalming (with a carload of stuff after his car exploded) out of your bedroom in Manchester".

And I've done number 7 a few times.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I suppose in the nature of the original meme 11 doesn't count at all.. but you can see why I wanted to include it ;)

[growf.livejournal.com]

Oh and you've missed out "Had a car breathe its last in the centre lane of the Hyde Park Corner roundabout at rush hour". That was fun (if by 'fun', you mean 'terrifying').

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. And I could put one up there about distracting someone over two weeks while their finals were on.. ;)

[growf.livejournal.com]

"Assisted in causing someone to sleep through one of their university finals", in fact.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Lol, it was just a bit of grot in the carb jet...

It wasn't that bad, was it?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Really? Oops.. I thought that was the bottle of whiskey you took in to one of them?

[growf.livejournal.com]

No, I took a bottle of vodka into my very last exam and sat there drinking from it.

You guys managed to make me sleep through the start of an exam.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I almost feel guilty now..

[cryx]

hehehehe perve ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

You were there!! With my girlfriend, as I recall ;)

[cryx]

*whistles innocently*

[growf.livejournal.com]

I passed anyway, didn't I?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I couldn't remember if you had or not :)

[nemy.livejournal.com]

I think I'll just smile at 11.

*looks innocent if Bex is around*