Things that go bump in the night

[azekeil]

Last night, just gone midnight, kissycat1000 and I were safely tucked up in bed. Suddenly (as is the only way these things happen), the doorbell rang. I ignored it. It rang again. I ignored it again. Persistently, and somewhat irritatingly, it rang again. I set my shoulder to it and pointedly ignored it again. After the fourth time it rang kissycat1000 asked me to pass her the dressing gown.

I heard a voice say "Hello, I just wanted to relieve myself in your front garden". Grumbling, I got out of bed and rather quickly made my way downstairs. Of course, I didn't have a dressing gown. My plan was to run out there shouting at the drunkard, hopefully scaring him off with my.. er.. nakedness.

So, I was surprised, relieved and a little embarassed to discover it was in fact fiendster who'd stopped off on his way back home, a little tiddly. We stayed up chatting and catching up until 2:40am, when I decided we'd really better get some sleep.

Ugh. So tired this morning, so much to do. Crazy drunken friends++ :)

Comments

[caz.livejournal.com]

Hiya. Wondered if it was ok to add ya?

Was nice to meet you the other week :)

Caz

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

I'm stunned that he was polite enough to ask if he could "relieve" himself.
Meanwhile, we await reports in The Echo of the vigilant flasher, "terrifying wrongdoers with his mighty wang of justice".
:-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Of course you can :)

Likewise :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

You watch the next county crime rate. I should be a superhero. I wonder what my costume would be? Somehow, rancher's leather leggings and a zorro mask spring to mind...

[caz.livejournal.com]

Mart added you a while back, but you never added him back LOL