Beavis and Butthead are my idols!

"We need a chick... we need a chick who's cool.. who doesn't suck.. uuh, no wait a minute.. that's not what I meant. We need a chick who's got tattoos on her butt. We need one of those chicks! And like, a chick who's like been around the block, who's older, who's done it a lot of times. We need a chick who used to be married to some dork and so now like she's all wild and stuff.."

So I'll be in trouble then..?

Tested for me and kissycat1000 (obviously):

Froy Marriage Rating = -277

"Generally speaking, no woman with an FR of under 250 can be recommended, especially to our less experienced friends. FR-minus women are out from the start."

Approximate Risk of Marriage = 100%

*sigh*

It seems I've been roped in to Kings of Chaos. Dunno if/how long I'll be able to keep doing this:

If you add yourself under my command. You can just click that link and the button on the following page, or you can also get your own army to command. Requires an email address.