Not such a good day :(

( Litany of sorrow )

Human nature

Observation 1: I always want to abuse myself and become unsober when I'm not allowed to.

Observation 2: kissycat1000 is so goth even her google is goth! (So goth in fact it's not around on the web; it's a page on her hard drive!!)

He said She said

She: Stop standing there with your **censored** hanging out. Do you want to scare the neighbours?
He: Shaddup I'm waving my **censored** about.