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[azekeil]

There's a f*cking pidgeon f*cking cooing f*cking yards from my head. F*cking constantly. I think I'm going insane. I can even hear it over my headphones. In my current state, This Is Not F*cking Helping™.

Comments

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. There could be a f*cking bird living in your f*cking roof and f*cking cooing f*cking yards from your head every f*cking morning at f*cking stupid o'clock.

Oh wait, there is...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I guess after living in Bristol I got used to birds cooing in the morning. Besides, if it's not the one outside it's the one inside demanding coffee and toast. Dammit.

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

F*ck me, there's a f*ck lot of f*cking foul language in this post. All over a stupid f*cking bird.

Track it down and introduce it to something blunt and heavy. Then see if the f*cking sod keeps f*cking cooing right next to your f*cking head. ;)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Well maybe next time, instead of the one inside demanding toast and coffee, she'll be demanding you go and find your gun and do something about the one in the roof... :P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

A line from The Crow springs to mind:

"Caw! Caw! *BANG* Fuck I'm dead!"

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oi'll just get me gun. Oi'll be roight back. Pidgeon pie for dinner? </farmer>

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Cooing? In Bristol? Crowing mate! That bloody cockrel doesn't give the other birds the chance to be annoying. ;)

As for the indoor one, I have that problem, same bird. You'll never get rid of it though, the only way to keep it quiet is to give in and give it coffee and toast. ;)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

*grins*
Perfect! :D

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

"Brandine, hand me ma gun. If I aim at the big one stalking the pidgeon, we can make a stew big enough to feed all 26 of the kids!" </cletus>

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I reckon it's easy enough to get rid of the indoor one. Apparently if you moan about it enough on LJ, it removes itself permanently...

Zim geekery

[quisalan.livejournal.com]

Alternatively, you could have head pigeons. ;)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Cos you know, it would have to get its own coffee and toast then you see, which would involve getting out of its nesting area before the morning feeding... ;)

Re: Zim geekery

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

I assume the only way to get rid of that is with a curse that removes your headgear? </geek>

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

touche!

Re: Zim geekery

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

That concept is now banned. Take it away. Outside to be shot, if necessary. We'll have no inhuman concepts here, thankyouverymuch.

Re: Zim geekery

[quisalan.livejournal.com]

But... he is human... Just like any other normal earth larva... ;)

Re: Zim geekery

[quisalan.livejournal.com]

I love that icon :D

[microchip.livejournal.com]

Caw... Caw... Cawww...

Feel the calm.

*hands you a bottle of Oasis*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Just dude.



*pretends not to explode*

[microchip.livejournal.com]

Out of curiousity... how is it cooing so close to you?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

The building I am in has two floors - the ground floor and the 1st floor. The atrium (or entrance hall) is open - so both floors are exposed; no walls. The front of the building where the atrium is is mainly glass - with a ledge near the roof. This provides a neat little cubby hole for pidgeons, who have pulled the spikes designed to keep them out, off. Little bastard feathered flying rats. This window is approximately 3 yards from my ear.

[microchip.livejournal.com]

I think you need some bird seed, and one of those electric flyswatters, but rigged up to a mains supply.

Fore!

[meltie.livejournal.com]

Ask one of your colleagues that you know I know to bring in a few of his selection of rifles?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

..and with the application of a few tinnies we have the perfect front page story for some hicky backwater town in America..

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Cletus will be right at home.

[easternpromise.livejournal.com]

A little bit late, but may I suggest an air rifle for future occurrences? :)