Update, to avoid mass panic (har har)

[azekeil]

My hair's fine. She only pretended, the rotter. My pride, on the other hand..

Comments

[kalipha.livejournal.com]

Your pride?

Ooooh. Did you scream in abject horror and run for a mirror, vowing never to speak to her again if she'd chopped off more than 4 inches?

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

I'd never speak to her again if she chopped off four inches of my pride...

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

I'd never gauge out a whole three inches from inside your body, that would be mean..

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Since when have my attempts at humour been based upon fact?