Hmm.

[azekeil]

Today is a day of death and disfigurement. Today I start on the design for the system that the client hasn't even seen yet. Talk about arse about face. But worse, it's making me want to hit things. Although the music probably isn't helping.

What's annoying you today, and how do you want to deal with it?

Comments

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

*hands you a punch bag and runs*

[gerald_duck]

My left leg is annoying me. And I want the knee and hip to stop hurting!

Alternatively, if people could please stop finding I.T. problems that involve heavy lifting or running around the building, that'd be a slight improvement.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

*pretends its the client and bats for six it with a bit of clue-by-four*

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

can i borrow it back and pretend its my boss?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Of course :) Mindless violence always makes me feel better :)

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

yes i almost threw a few things when i was made to go into work despite being ill and turning up to find a complete shit tip in the kitchen. too tired and in pain to be violent tho. :(

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Timezones.

To fix this, I need a couple of physical laws repealed.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

The Doctor is IN.

I prescribe 30 minutes of playing Postal 2.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

* People taking things the wrong way
Grab them by the shoulders. Shake them. Accidentally break their shoulders.

*Being stalked by someone I knew at school
Change my name and move to California (see next point)

* Arnie as California state governor
Anthrax in the water - that way the people would be eliminated but I'd get to keep Disneyworld for myself

* Being utterly hopeless at doing what I'm asked
Beat head against monitor until neither are causing me problems any more

And so on, and so on. Today sucks.

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[duranorak.livejournal.com]

* Screwing up simple HTML
Apologising

E.
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[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Mindless violence always makes me feel better
Heh, wish you were here. :)

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

The hippie solution: Fire a mega-KFC-bucket sized load of mirrors up into orbit. Voila. Permanent sunlight. Who needs timezones anyway?

The goth solution: Nuclear armageddon.

I prefer the second. Much more destructive.

[racinghippo.livejournal.com]

What's annoying you today...?

The fact that PHP's mail() function on a Windows server uses SMTP, but with no means of authentication, so if the client's ISP's SMTP server (that you've been using for the past year) suddenly starts demanding authentication (well, open relays are a bad thing, I agree) the whole fecking website stops sending emails. And it takes 2 hours to figure out why.

...and how do you want to deal with it?
I've given up scouring Google for a solution. Now I just want to cry. Or call upon the Great God of Implementing-Yummy-PHP-on-Yucky-Windows.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Accidental breaking of shoulders is fun and strangely yet passifyingly satisfying.

California? And suffer lapses into the third world because they can't sort out their energy problems?

But I thoroughly approve of Anthrax. As long as its accompanied by plenty of hand wringing, hunched shoulders and manical laughter.

Monitors are just the messengers. They do not deserve brutality in their own right. Oh, and heads are better *un*damaged, especially yours, hmm? *kiss*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Apologising is not necessary *hugs*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I would dive in and help you but I'm too busy enjoying beating my own problems with a large bit of clue-by-four.

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Annoying me? Nothing. I'm in a GOOD mood. I blame the music.. ;)

np: 80's punk and glam rock

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. There's no helping you then :p

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Helping her?

Who's going to help me??!!?!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

*grins* very theraputic :)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up and/or choose something different then. :P

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.livejournal.com/community/mono_poly/17690.html?view=177690#t177690).

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Yes, that sort of pathetic feeling when you can't even express your own emotions properly. What a bitch.

See, instead of *actually* running around hitting things with a big bit of two-by-four, I'm just thrashing around with some violent ideas. A problem shared is a problem team-tackled to the ground and beaten senseless ;)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Oh, how cute...

GaH!

[tacohell.livejournal.com]

What's annoying you?

I have a knot in the muscle of my right shoulder which is making my whole arm ache, and I've got loads of DTP to do today which means lots of mouse clicking... oucheeee :(

Also... I'm developing a rather enormous obsession with Jonathan Rhys Meyers again... **booooooo**