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azekeilToday is a day of death and disfigurement. Today I start on the design for the system that the client hasn't even seen yet. Talk about arse about face. But worse, it's making me want to hit things. Although the music probably isn't helping.
What's annoying you today, and how do you want to deal with it?
What's annoying you today, and how do you want to deal with it?
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:47 am (UTC)Alternatively, if people could please stop finding I.T. problems that involve heavy lifting or running around the building, that'd be a slight improvement.
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:54 am (UTC)I prescribe 30 minutes of playing Postal 2.
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:54 am (UTC)To fix this, I need a couple of physical laws repealed.
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:00 am (UTC)The goth solution: Nuclear armageddon.
I prefer the second. Much more destructive.
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:55 am (UTC)Grab them by the shoulders. Shake them. Accidentally break their shoulders.
*Being stalked by someone I knew at school
Change my name and move to California (see next point)
* Arnie as California state governor
Anthrax in the water - that way the people would be eliminated but I'd get to keep Disneyworld for myself
* Being utterly hopeless at doing what I'm asked
Beat head against monitor until neither are causing me problems any more
And so on, and so on. Today sucks.
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Date: 2003-10-08 05:57 am (UTC)Apologising
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:06 am (UTC)California? And suffer lapses into the third world because they can't sort out their energy problems?
But I thoroughly approve of Anthrax. As long as its accompanied by plenty of hand wringing, hunched shoulders and manical laughter.
Monitors are just the messengers. They do not deserve brutality in their own right. Oh, and heads are better *un*damaged, especially yours, hmm? *kiss*
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Date: 2003-10-08 08:04 am (UTC)Oh, and Disney*World* is in Florida, Disney*Land* is in California!
:-)
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:01 am (UTC)The fact that PHP's mail() function on a Windows server uses SMTP, but with no means of authentication, so if the client's ISP's SMTP server (that you've been using for the past year) suddenly starts demanding authentication (well, open relays are a bad thing, I agree) the whole fecking website stops sending emails. And it takes 2 hours to figure out why.
...and how do you want to deal with it?
I've given up scouring Google for a solution. Now I just want to cry. Or call upon the Great God of Implementing-Yummy-PHP-on-Yucky-Windows.
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-08 06:10 am (UTC)np: 80's punk and glam rock
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:22 am (UTC)I prescribe a large amount of angsty edgy music, coupled with a couple of stiff drinks, a can of hairspray and some chains and shit.
What? No. I was going to suggest you go on the rampage, throw the drink in someone's face, terrorise a post office with the lighted can of hairspray and tie someone up to a chair with the chains and leave them helpless in the middle of the road, running off laughing manically all the while..
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:18 am (UTC)I have a knot in the muscle of my right shoulder which is making my whole arm ache, and I've got loads of DTP to do today which means lots of mouse clicking... oucheeee :(
Also... I'm developing a rather enormous obsession with Jonathan Rhys Meyers again... **booooooo**
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Date: 2003-10-08 06:29 am (UTC)As for JRM - he's a poseur! (but sometimes kinda cute..)
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Date: 2003-10-08 07:12 am (UTC)I shall deal with the former by turning the interior of my car upside down because it is the last place it could be, and the latter by stabbing the fuckwit housemate in the head the next time I am at Alex's!
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Date: 2003-10-08 07:59 am (UTC)Hope you find your locket..
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Date: 2003-10-08 07:30 am (UTC)Lack of money to pay bills. Lack of job to get money.
how do you want to deal with it?
I want to crawl under a rock.
Instead I am ringing round the agencies again, trying to find a picture of my (mountain) bike so I can sell it, wording an ad for taking in ironing to go in the local shop window - oh - and unless tobacco miraculously arrives in the next hour or so it looks like I just quit smoking.
I predict in a few hours time I shall be no better off at all and will bang my head against the bedroom wall in an effort to knock myself unconscious so that I may spend the night repeating last night's delightful dream sequence - open door on inferno, suffer major horrific burns, fall into water, drown.
Lovely.
Normal cheerful and light-hearted service will be resumed as soon as possible.
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Date: 2003-10-08 08:02 am (UTC)Put the stocking over your head, run into the nearest bank looking threatening and insane, brandishing the cudgel and take photos (with flash) of anyone trying to stop you. Proceed to rob the place blind (har har) and live happily ever after.
Or secondly, take photos of yourself in the stockings, while being suggestive with the rubber cudgel, and send them to model sites. Have you actually considered/done any modelling before?
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Date: 2003-10-08 09:35 am (UTC)He REALLY oughtn't piss this bitch off. Oh no he shouldn't. :)
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Date: 2003-10-08 11:40 am (UTC)