Watch me change in front of your eyes...

[azekeil]

..in one fell swoop (or rather lots of smaller ones) into..

Mad Gardening Man!

I've hacked and chopped and what have you my garden into some semblance of shape. There is still more to do. It took me a couple of hours and I still need to burn the debris from the back garden and get Tianna to weed and also tidy up the weedrock gardens.

I haven't had dinner yet and I need a shower and I have beer. Oops. So shower with a bottle of beer it is then :D

Comments

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

The rocks do tend to grow much better that way, I find.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I know, I've always thought it was a stupid name. I was just somewhat shocked to discover what looked like a purposeful line of rocks underneath all those weeds..!

Enquiring minds want to know

[gerald_duck]

So does Mad Gardening Man have a natty lycra bodysuit? (Underpants on the outside optional.)

When you've finished your garden, can you do mine, please? I reckon there's less than three lorryloads of surplus foliage, so it shouldn't be too tricky.

Re: Enquiring minds want to know

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

No. M.G.M. has powertools and long-handled secateurs though..

M.G.M. suggests you use the following easy steps to clear your garden:

1) Douse the walls/house/fence etc with water.
2) Douse the rest of the garden with a liberal amount of petrol.
3) Light a match and throw it in.
4) Relocate to the nearest pub and claim on insurance to get a landscape gardener in to sort it out.

Step 1 is optional...

[gerald_duck]

I can't find the fence because the garden is hiding it. Ditto the garden shed.

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
When you get an idea in your head... *patpat*

Bet it looks much better now though!

I still need to burn the debris from the back garden
Wooo!!! Fire!!

[blaadyblah.livejournal.com]

Does this mean there will be Lara Dimmock opportunities in a couple of weeks?
*grins*

I shall have to work on my outfit ;o)

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

And I shall make sure my camera battery is fully charged! ;)

mgm

[beeby.livejournal.com]

Where's the before and after photos then?

mummy food

[tianna-j.livejournal.com]

have you had any of mummy peperromi

Re: mummy food

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

No, why?