A discourse on the topic of shaving...

[azekeil]

kissycat1000:	(After making me shave properly - wash face, proper shaving gel, taking time, pat dry, proper aftershave balm) - See? Wasn't that better? That's what you should be doing every day.
azekeil:	Well I'm the sort of person that wants to roll out of bed and be in work before I wake up and realise what's happening.
kissycat1000:	But look how nice your skin is now! No rash, and no stubble. Baby soft smooth skin.
azekeil:	But I go into work to use my brain, and I don't need to shave my brain! If I were a model I could understand it, but I'm not.