Slave needed

[azekeil]

Three lovely people need a willing slave to provide massages, tea and coffee and general room decoration. The slave must be articulate, clean, friendly, compliant and easy on the eye. Female slaves preferred. Additional duties may be required by prior arrangement and negotiation.

Perks of the job include generous recompensing in a manner of our choosing, but will be tailored to the successful candidate's preferences.

Apply within.

Comments

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

My brain hurts!!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

You know it makes sense! :)

[zellah.livejournal.com]

Does this help my cause?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Bring oil for a personal demonstration :)

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

It's certainly helping mine! ;-D

[zellah.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

Dorty boy.

[blaadyblah.livejournal.com]

"D'Oh!" thought I, for while I'm willing, unfortunately I am not endowed with the required manual dexterity and strength to provide the first of your requirements...

However gashinryu says he could take care of this, and Madam says (and I quote) "They need a slave? I'll do it, I'm a great slave!"

So you can have a whole family as a retinue if you want? ;)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

You know you'll all have slightly different duties, right?

[zellah.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could take on some of the *cough* 'load'. :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could figure out a shift system. But we may ask you to work closely with others - would that be a problem? ;)

[zellah.livejournal.com]

Depends on the 'others' :P

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

Well, one of the key runners at the moment would be blaadyblah, would it be a problem for you to work quite... 'closely' with her from time to time? I seem to recall you have had some experience in this area already. I've heard your quite good with your teeth? ;)

[zellah.livejournal.com]

Oh nooooes!!!!11!1!! How will I cope? :P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oh, and good decorum and posture will need to be maintained at all times, otherwise punishments may ensue :)

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

And we all know you're no slouch when it comes to punishment. ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I think there's another session scheduled for the 19th..? ;)

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

I'll pack the ball-gag and the cuffs then. :-)

[blaadyblah.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm articulate and can make a brew, he can massage and Madam is so very cute it is almost unbearable, she definitely qualifies as "easy on the eye"...

Even so, I can see how we're not really what you have in mind. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Well that works for me, I'll have to confer with the rest of 'the management'. Although there may be some flexibility in the roles you describe - for example, I think you would certainly qualify for room decoration being easy on the eye.

[kaz-pixie.livejournal.com]

wow - 2 adverts on one friends page.
How could i refuse. I might be in the general area at some point around christmas due to visiting rounds. I'm sure i can drop by to lend a hand at some point :)

[kaz-pixie.livejournal.com]

nope, 3 adverts, that'd be what i meant

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

I'm sure one some all of us would be able to find a use for your hand... ;)

[kaz-pixie.livejournal.com]

I'm sure - I'm also multitalented - I can make Tea AND coffee

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Just one of them?

[dj-pooka.livejournal.com]

I think purple_glitter_ might be a little upset with me if I volunteered her services; not only that, I'll miss my pretty little masseuse and my room would be severely lacking in beautiful things to look at.

Unless we can make a deal involving jam, and possibly ants - but that's a whole different kettle of kippers.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Not sure about the jam and ants thing. We're looking for a slave :)

[dj-pooka.livejournal.com]

Well in that case, I'm sorry to say, that at this present time, I am unable to offer the services of my beautiful purple_glitter. BEsides, if I did give her to you I'd need to advertise for my own replacement, and I've never found one that comes close to comparing.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll have two please. :)

[izzy-stradlin.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I can paint, I make good tea, and I apparently give a good massage. Unfortunatly I'm not that easy on the eye...and I live real far away...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I think you'd make damn fine room decoration myself :)

[themadone.livejournal.com]

Not that easy on the eye? Wierd. Your LJ username is so very similiar to my hot ex-gf who was definitely very yummy looking? *confused*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Well that's a good humble start.. any advances on "*meep*"? :)

[gerald_duck]

It vaguely concerns me that I have no idea whatever how seriously this posting is meant. :-p

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

:)

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

I've scored four out of six?

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Yes, though I think the boys might have trouble coming up with suitable 'rewards' for you... ;)

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Well, there are some obvious suggestions.

[nemy.livejournal.com]

*coy look*

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I think at the rate we're going we'll need different slaves for different occasions. I'm certain I can think of some occasions where a slave of your.. qualifications could come in handy ;)

Eager to show all my qualifications

[nemy.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm looking forward to the "interview" stage;0)

[sepheri.livejournal.com]

Sounds like what you need is an Occult Housewife. This one is taken and there seems to be a long waiting list for another.
I could try cloning myself?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Damn me and my (lack of) timing ;)

I think there are calls for cloning in general. My clone, for example, could go to work and do all of that stuff while another clone got on with the DIY. Finally, the real me could enjoy what he likes doing best - relaxing and socialising ;)

Now, if we had clones of you and kissycat1000... well.. that would be superb :)