Bullshit Bingo

[azekeil]

Have you ever felt bamboozled by business/marketing speak? Well here is a link that will calm your nerves - it's all poppycock!

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[ex-stephmog743.livejournal.com]

Marv.

[gerald_duck]

That will calm my nerves, you say?

*twitch* *twitch*

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

We played bullshit bingo at a team meeting in Vodafone a few years ago.

There was dead silence when Martin stood up and shouted "House" before sitting down again.

Most astonishing was the fact that the two words he insisted on having on his card actually came up. They were "pink" and "fluffy".

:)

[easternpromise.livejournal.com]

ROFL! We're not allowed to play it, according to HR, because "people with dyslexia may find it confrontational". *goggle*

[(Anonymous)]

I presume, therefore, that you're not allowed to use Microsoft Word, send emails or use pen/paper too?

Oops

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

That was me. Clearly.

[easternpromise.livejournal.com]

I'm scared. My managers actually /use/ some of these sentences...!