Beavis and Butthead are my idols!

[azekeil]

"We need a chick... we need a chick who's cool.. who doesn't suck.. uuh, no wait a minute.. that's not what I meant. We need a chick who's got tattoos on her butt. We need one of those chicks! And like, a chick who's like been around the block, who's older, who's done it a lot of times. We need a chick who used to be married to some dork and so now like she's all wild and stuff.."

Comments

[fiendster.livejournal.com]

god dammit dont make me kick your ass again.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Wot you and your monkey army? Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction! If you don't go away I shall taunt you for a second time! :p

[fiendster.livejournal.com]

" I'm goona gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! "

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oooh squicking.

Sod this for a game of soldiers. Are you up for a quiet pint somewhere tonight, or perhaps a drink? Haven't seen you for ages.

[fiendster.livejournal.com]

that sound positively chaming darling, maybe more than the one pint, but less than twelve.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

If you're up to it I'll come around this evening with a coupla cans? I promise not to stay long :)

[squeeza.livejournal.com]

Do you really think he can get himself down our stairs? He can hardly get out of the bloody chair.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Aaaw. Shall I come to visit then, bearing beer?

[squeeza.livejournal.com]

If him a call.