So I'll be in trouble then..?

[azekeil]

Tested for me and kissycat1000 (obviously):

Froy Marriage Rating = -277

"Generally speaking, no woman with an FR of under 250 can be recommended, especially to our less experienced friends. FR-minus women are out from the start."

Approximate Risk of Marriage = 100%

Comments

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Swap you ;-)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

OK.. You can have him, I'll have her.. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Fuck it. Why don't we all just get mashed and see what happens?

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

'Get mashed'..

Um, you should learn some actual chatup lines.. ;P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Go on. Tell me yours. I dare you.

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Mine was to crash your hotel room. And take my boots™ off. THEN you reaised what I was there for.. :P


Men are so dense.

However, I DO have a thing for girls with no eyebrows.. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I'll tell that to allezbleu then?

THAT was a chat-up line? Geez, how do you say hello to a stranger? Oh wait, I know that one. *Sigh*. ;)

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

If he brings his fileserver, you're on ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Careful what you say about my fileserver. I'm seriously contemplating getting a tattoo saying "I <3 my fileserver" .. :p

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Your fileserver causes you no end of problems, nags at you for hours on end, is unreliable and immoral but is yet the centre of your life. Sounds to me like you should be proposing to the fileserver instead of kissycat1000.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Well yes, it is kind of a labour of love. Don't think those sorts of marriages are legal though.

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Of course, she's not 'actually' bi.. she just kisses girls lots.. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I kiss girls lots and I'm bi.. oh, wait.

[androktone.livejournal.com]

er, yeah :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Is this time-share or all-out swappage?

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Definitely not all-out swappage - I'm quite fond of her, you know ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Aaaaw. It's just that usually marriage is a little more serious ;)

So that's that sorted then. I'll send mine in the post first class on Monday.

R.S.V.P. :)

[androktone.livejournal.com]

do i at least get bubble-wrapped?

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Only if I don't run out tonight...

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Would you like it to be? ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I'll leave it to my fevered imagination. And with that, I bid you adieu and goodnight :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Will cling-film do? I've got quite a thing for cling-film you see..