A Clockwork Orange

[azekeil]

Tonight, my droogies, we did viddy the vast spectacle that is the Stanley Kubrick masterpiece.

But now, a conundrum. Upon commenting on the eve's hotness, kissycat1000 agreed with my suggestion to remove our offending lacsicals in order to bask in the coolth of the night.

ev1ldonut sits here in eager agreement, but we are not unjust. It is cast to a wider audience, and thus:

[Poll #160957]

Comments

[sinders.livejournal.com]

She's my sister... how else was I supposed to answer? LOL!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Nooo! You should have refrained! Now you're unbalancing the figures! :p

AND you're risking our googling at the ooglies!

[sinders.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO :P

[gerald_duck]

Something up with my banter, chaps?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Not at all, it looks fine from where I'm sat :)

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

Hey? I'm only a man, after all... ;-)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

I love you both and I would answer but the image of you and Kissycat in conjunction with A Clockwork Orange and that blasted icon has robbed me of any power to do anything at all. ~thud~

Meeeep.

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

But of course I would never have anything to do with that sort of thing at all. There are no stories to tell about that sort of thing. No not at all ;)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Tell me everything and tell me *now*.

...please? ~big wide pleading kitten eyes~

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

/me grins slowly. goddesssnoweh.. discovered something about herself with my help. It's quite evident now :)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Looks like it could be one of a number of things - some of which are only tangentially related to A Clockwork Orange, at that.

I'm intrigued now - not that I wasn't before. When you say "quite evident", do you mean "look, pictures and everything" or something not quite so quite evident? ~s~

And how can I love mind games but be driven mad by guessing games, anyway? Bah. :)

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was obvious with the pictures and stuff. Of course she's taken what we started and developed it in her own way - I don't think what she has now would work for me necessarily.

Guessing games are a bit trite aren't they? But you have to learn about me somehow. ;)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

~smile~ Ah.
I must meet you. You do know that, right?

I don't know that I'd describe guessing games as 'trite' - they just drive me up the wall because I'm used to people just telling me things. ~grin~ Which is a much easier way I could learn about you - just by you telling me things...

She's lucky to have found what she has but it wouldn't work for everyone. I always thought it was what I wanted but now I'm not so sure. Still, wow. ~s~

Oh, and ~hugs~, just because.

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh we'll meet, at some point. I'm sure.

You want me to tell you stuff about me? But that would be far too easy, and I'm having far too much fun to just tell you :)

No.. certain people bring out certain things in me. I'm defined (at least in part) by those I choose to interact with. But there are (some) limits to what I enjoy. I enjoy aspects of what she has, but 24/7 would not keep me interested.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

You want me to tell you stuff about me?
Well, yes. I want to know everything about everyone, and it's much easier if they tell me things. And don't tell me you don't want me to know...

I'm having far too much fun to just tell you
~grin~ Why, there seems to be a small streak of cruelty in you I'd previously missed. How enchanting.

Very well then, how would you *like* me to find things out about you? ~s~

A lot of people like the idea of what she has but balk at the concept of doing it all the time, of having to keep those roles straight 24/7. I think you can only really do it if that 'role' is actually the greatest part of who you are, so that it feels absolutely natural. Most of the people I know are just too fluffy and fuzzy to be like that - or in some cases too scared or too lazy. ~shrug~ I envy people in full-time D/s relationships, but it's not something I need. I used to think it was though.

/ramble. Sorry. :)

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[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Oh of course I want you to know. But my main problem is I learn things about myself from who I interact with. I can't tell you who or what I am out of context; it's irrelevant. In some ways that's perhaps what makes it so difficult for people to get to know me - they can't work me out until they know me, and even then, to them I'm just a particular version of 'me'. Strangely, none of these versions seem to contradict. They're all just different parts of my personality.

There is of course what you already know. I'm not cruel without purpose. If I didn't give you something alongside teasing you you'd lose interest. As for finding things out about me, I'd say you're doing rather well already ;)

Yes, I think we feel similarly about 24/7 D/s relationships. In my case I would say it's because I know I'd lose interest - it's just not that great a part of me. Don't worry about rambling. How else am I supposed to get to learn about you? Oh, and believe me. I love learning about people, and you give me a lot to learn about ;)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

I understand, but when I meet you I'll probably see sides of you that you aren't showing me anyway. Apparently I do that. God forbid I should preen about anything, mind. ~g~

I'm not cruel without purpose.
Oh, now *there's* a sentence I really like. ~grin~

It takes an awful lot for me to lose interest in anyone - and you're fascinating. And so pretty with it. :)

I don't see that there's that much that's interesting about me, but you can always learn by asking. There's no question that I won't answer, and I have no secrets.

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[gerald_duck]

There's a knack to getting information out of people.

You could call their bluff and feign indifference, until they believe they want to tell you more than you want to find out.

You can do the classic 20 questions thing.

Or you can come up with guesses so debased, so extreme and so scandalous that they'd sooner reveal the truth than have you make another guess. This is my preferred option.

So. goddesssnoweh discovered, with azekeil's help, that she liked being anally reamed using the dismembered leg of a dead Catholic Cardinal by a man in a teletubby suit wearing rubber bra, stockings and suspenders, while being watched by an audience of pygmy hermaphrodites who hurled cat turds at the stage and screamed passages from Mary Whitehouse's autobiography, translated into Urdu, in a high-pitched falsetto?

Am I close? (-8

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Wow. Imaginative, rather specific, but not close ;)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

There's a knack to getting information out of people.
And I know few people better at it than me. :) But I do like your guess.

I'm not sure hermaphrodites can do falsetto, though. ~g~

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[gerald_duck]

They can if they use helium.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

That's cheating. :)

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[gerald_duck]

Oh, OK.

Perhaps she likes being anally reamed very slowly, videoing it, and watching the tape played back at quadruple speed?

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

...but then, who doesn't? ~g~

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[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

Yes! Shiv up and razrez those little platties into pieces so we can all viddy well that sladky little ptista's nagoy groodies!

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Alas and alack; a public viddy was not to be scrimbled.

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

No! Keep her dignity under wraps.

*rolls on floor laughing*