So I'll be in trouble then..?

[azekeil]

Tested for me and kissycat1000 (obviously):

Froy Marriage Rating = -277

"Generally speaking, no woman with an FR of under 250 can be recommended, especially to our less experienced friends. FR-minus women are out from the start."

Approximate Risk of Marriage = 100%

Comments

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Bekki got -554. You're poly, will you take her off my hands?

[androktone.livejournal.com]

oi!

you lied about me eating oranges in bed.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Damn that's sexy. At the risk of sounding shallow (this is my second today) - will you marry me?? ;)

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Swap you ;-)

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

OK.. You can have him, I'll have her.. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Fuck it. Why don't we all just get mashed and see what happens?

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

'Get mashed'..

Um, you should learn some actual chatup lines.. ;P

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Go on. Tell me yours. I dare you.

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

If he brings his fileserver, you're on ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Careful what you say about my fileserver. I'm seriously contemplating getting a tattoo saying "I <3 my fileserver" .. :p

[stuartl.livejournal.com]

Your fileserver causes you no end of problems, nags at you for hours on end, is unreliable and immoral but is yet the centre of your life. Sounds to me like you should be proposing to the fileserver instead of kissycat1000.

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

Of course, she's not 'actually' bi.. she just kisses girls lots.. ;)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I kiss girls lots and I'm bi.. oh, wait.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Is this time-share or all-out swappage?

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

Definitely not all-out swappage - I'm quite fond of her, you know ;-)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Aaaaw. It's just that usually marriage is a little more serious ;)

So that's that sorted then. I'll send mine in the post first class on Monday.

R.S.V.P. :)

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

I don't have time (although I wouldn't say no). kissycat1000 has piped up in the background (no, not smoking) - she's got lots of time, and says she could even visit allezbleu while she's here.... ;)

[androktone.livejournal.com]

har har... you got -996. is that possible?

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Blimey. The bloke who wrote the test's girl only got -988.. have we got a new record? ;)

[hythloday.livejournal.com]

I am the Worlds Worst Wife.

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Well for starters you're the wrong bloody sex ;) (not that that's stopped me before ;) )

[androktone.livejournal.com]

*patpat* yes dear :)

[squeeza.livejournal.com]

fienster did it and got -1253, 740 points were taken up for knowing me for 6 years

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Ah yes well see you're married already huh? Proof's in the pudding so to speak.

Nothing on there about a vasectomy. That's rather irrefutable proof if any were needed ;)

[fiendster.livejournal.com]

He did it on our friend Gemma and got 900 and something cos he has known for her the same amount of time and if it wasn't for the 740 points for knowing her she would have been a safe one with a low percentage for marridge.